5 Ways To Wear The Lace Up Trend aka Witch Vibes

“Ice box the coolest confidence. Isis-Queen, Icy-witch. Winter fresh in that whitey-Benz, shimmering Aphrodite.” – Azelia Banks, a shameless woman and artist. Chunky and Funky  has been teaching me how to be pretty damn shameless and also both an Isis-Queen and Icy-witch. This post required me doing outfit changes at the Harold Washington Library and taking pictures in front of 30 strangers. There I was just posing at a library in these witchy clothes, being

The New MAC Matte Liquid Lipstick Line. R3tr0!

MAC lipsticks are most people’s gateway into the lipstick world. MAC has almost every shade you could want in a bunch of different finishes. Purples, pinks, reds, and even blue now. Their most standout and well-known shades, in my opinion, are their matte lipsticks, but I am extremely biased since I only like matte lipsticks. Due to my recent-ish love of matte liquid lipsticks, I fell off the MAC lipstick lifestyle because they didn’t have a

Timbs & Sweaters

We all have that one thing we don’t like wearing… and for me that’s sweaters. I feel like I look like a gross, frumpy, chunky box when I wear sweaters. Is that true? Probably not, but our minds play freaky games with us when it comes to our body perception. One day I was listening to J.Cole and a line really resonated with me. “Only text and get stressed over Rihannas I’m talkin’ tens and better,

Goth Tropic… How To Extend Your Summer Wardrobe Into Winter

Back in the day before I had too many clothes to fit in my closet, I lived off of a few staple items ALL DAMN YEAR LONG. Who needs seasons anyway? My closet was sparse yet fun (if you were ever my roommate you know the clothes I did own lived on the floor bursting out of my closet and into your space so that’s sort of !FuN!). The sparseness of my closet up until

2015/2016 Winter Lipstick Colors

“Mac mac L’Oreal yep ’cause I’m worth it. Love the way I put it on so perfect. Wipe the corners of my mouth so I work it. When I walk down the hallway they can’t say nothing. Oh oh oh my lips so luscious the way I spice it up with the mac mac brushes. L’Oreal got the most watermelon crushes. That’s probably the reason all these boys got crushes.” “Lip Gloss” by Lil Mama was really a life

Crop Tops For Everyone

A sequin crop top changed my life at the end of 2013. Maybe a bit dramatic, but you’ll see. Between working with the supreme queen Isabel Foxen Duke, seeing Virgie Tovar wear crop tops, and the encouragement of my best friend/crop enthusiast Deirdre, I began to heavily consider wearing a crop top. I was always like, “nahhhhhh, I can’t pull it off though. Hmm, maybe if I lose 20 pounds… but I love Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos.” After

As If… Thrifting For That 90s Look

That’s right, homies, I’m doing a fashion and style blog because I spend way too much money on clothes not to show them off. Nah, I’m just playing (sort of). I aways hear people say things like “I could never pull off a top like that” or “skirts make my legs look really weird.” Wow, there’s an abundance of skirt styles and none of them look good? Lowkey… that’s crazy and if my chunky waist can